i failed being his woman
oblivious to every single thing

it was basically raining the whole day !
anyways, met up with besties today
accompanied me to change my bag at bugis street
and was stuck there due to the heavy downpour

left for town after the rain subsided
headed to HEEREN and went to eat at the graffiti cafe again...
PONTIAN WANTON MEE !!! =)
walked around more
then accompanied suzhen to CHANGI for the FILA sale
felt so "aunty"
ohwells, she gotta help her mummy get some stuff

left about 8 plus and headed to tampines to look at her dress
didnt buy it in the end
but suzhen and i bought HEELS !!!
white heels ! =)
then rushed home

okays so here's a few jokes i saw on FHM magazine
kinda interesting
provided that u get what the joke's about

SPEEEED OES !
Patrick, who was vacationing in the Bahamas, couldn't make it with any of the girls.
So he asks the local lifeguard for some advice.

"Mate, its obvious," says the lifeguard.
"You're wearing that old baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an AH PEK .
Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos about two sizes too small,
and drop a fist-sized potato down inside them.
I'm telling you, you'll have all the babes you want!"

The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos,
and his fist-sized potato.
Everybody on the beach is disgusted as he walks by,
covering their faces, turning away, laughing and looking sick.

So Patrick goes back to the lifeguard again and asks him,
"What's wrong ? I did what you told me to."
"Oh dear," says the lifeguard,
"The potato goes in front."

Grave Situation
Two blokes are sitting in the pub one day, bored.
The console is broken, the dartboard is in use -
there's no entertainment on hand at all.
So, with nothing better to do they decide to go and dig up Mozart's grave.
Tools in tow, they arrive and succeed in finding, exhuming and finally opening the musician's coffin.
They are bemused to see that Mozart's corpse is in there,
happily Tipp-exing over all of his manuscripts.
"Mozart, what the hell are you doing," they ask, looking down in wonderment.
Mozart replies, "I'm decomposing".

You Are It
A couple are debating whether computers are male or female.
"Definitely female," said the husband.
"You spend half of your salary on accessories for them and even the smallest mistakes are stored in their long-term memory for use at a later date."

"No," said the wife.
"They're male. To get their attention you have to turn them on and as soon as you commit to one, you realise you could have got a much better model if only you'd waited a little longer."

Greek Mourns
Soula lost her husband almost four years ago and still hadn't got out of her mourning stage.
Her daughter constantly urges her to get back into the dating scene.

Finally, Soula says she'll go out, but doesn't know anyone.

Her daughter immediately replies, "Mum! I have someone for you to meet."

Well, it's an immediate hit. They really like one another and after dating for six weeks,
he asks her to join him for a weekend in the mountains.

Their first night there, she undresses as does he.
There she stands nude except for a pair of black lacy panties,
while he is in his birthday suit.

Looking at her he asks, "Why the black panties ?"
She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there i am still in mourning."

The following night the same scenario:
She's standing there with the black panties on and he is in his birthday suit...
Except that he has a black condom over his erection.
She look's at him and asks," What's with the black condom ?"
He replies, "I want to extend my deepest condolences."

Flash with the Cash
A man sees a woman in the street with perfect breasts.
He says to her, "Hey love, would you let me bite your boobs for $100?"

"Are you mental ?" she replies, and keeps walking.
"Okay, would you let me bite your tits for $1000?" he asks again.
"Listen you, I'm not that kind of woman ! Got it ?"

The fella keeps trying. " Would you let me bite your breasts for $10000?"

She thinks for awhile and says, "Hmmm, $10000 ehs? That's a lot of cash. Okay."

So she takes off her blouse to reveal perfect breasts. The man starts caressing them, fondling them, kissing them and licking them, but not biting them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you going to bite them ?"

"Nah", he replies. " Costs too much..."

guess thats bout it...
really tired... and i miss honey loads !

sorry honey, wasnt able to meet you for dinner just now
I LOVE YOU always...
=)

You're the fire which burns my senses away